BASTARDLY BULLY and HIS HAM-FISTED HENCHMEN
Storming on the scene with flagrant arms and stressful motions
Immediately claiming that dormant evils were his dreadful notions
Screwing all intelligence into the darkest dilemma imaginary
Bellowing his malarkey lavishly overdrawn declaring the contrary
Halt “God help us” from this misguidance leading to utter delusion
The poppycock and rubbish is overflowing leaving us all in confusion
Cruelly heartless by demanding Mexican families to sadly be divided
The children are the victims with no reason or rhyme provided
The ex-mayor still hasn’t clarified why Larry said “Let’s Pull it”
Regurgitating his ugly phrases although he has grimly bit the bullet
The bastardly bully turns the trick with his ministry of defense
who grinningly did witness and savor the secret Ukrainian suspense.
Additionally “Don’t Mess with Bill” whose kangaroo court is truly real
wobbling the board of directors looking for clues to the Russian deal.
Creating an illegal state with their ham-fisted schemes and methods
Plotting their strategies with foreigners like some unethical duds
Holding our allies hostage while putting at risk our national security
will cost them all dearly as they giggle in their complete immaturity.
The reckless abandonment is the seduction of the bullying bastard
who has woefully convinced the incarcerated he had life mastered.
Soon the lion’s mouth will be salivating and hungry to devour
the patsies of a reality show which is no longer on the late hour.
Insulting the excellence of our tornado watch with his little sharpie
Rewriting the panhandle singlehandedly and selling it as a copy.
The bulldog back in Britain is as ignorant barking in the doldrums
Saying “I am good boy! I stuck in my thumb and pulled out a plum.”
Miserly protecting his failing operations with pompous personal interest
Damned after three years where the turkey and the pilgrims did rest
Collaterally concealing his plans of deportation in the land of immigrants
screaming at the Statue of Liberty insulting our illustrious inhabitants.
The wisdom of our Native Americans and our noble transcendentalists
echo through New England and New Orleans rendering us as pluralists.
The unworldliness of fascistic crowds supporting this blatant menace
is totally unpatriotic and incites a behavioral tendency toward malice.
Mercilessly handling our children’s hospitals with the threat of eviction
in spite of their dire health as the parents pray for the healing of their affliction.
At the moment instigating the likelihood of a civil uprising for his bidding
proclaiming a coup d’état where all artists are asking the question “Are you kidding?”
Please relieve this land from this intimidating tormenting tyrannical torture
and chaperone this incompetency to a welcoming by a warrant and departure.