TROLLS FROM THE UNDERGROUND
We are being terrorized with a vile and dissonant sound
Roaring out of control from trolls of the underground
What they wish is not for your personal benign benefit
for your money is only useless and completely counterfeit.
They’re crawling through these insatiable wicked weeds
sticking to their skin as a lulling laughing hyena feeds.
Waiting for your carcass to raise a filthy nasty stink
while Moscow Mitch his bloody bourbon will drink.
Seeking the easiest methodology for a crooked path
screwing the pundits with lies forging an archangel’s wrath.
Tranquilizing your legal worries with presidential pardons
shamelessly loyal receiving enigmatically diabolical bargains.
Dancing gleefully with his molasses is our little Lindsey
while Sanctimonious screams at Donald Duck and Disney.
With his nephews and Dagobert he has another scheme
to outplay the Supreme Court Justices’ billion dollar dream.
Poor Robert’s wife and Ginni have broken the rules of ethics
and in addition Clarence has overstepped all true skeptics.
With the Dominion voting machines Rupert blew a gasket
while Syndey has been disqualified with a tisket and tasket.
Hiding from the authorities is our princess Jenna Ellis
who tolerated Rudi’s fart and was not so very jealous.
Although indicted was a slimey scum serving as an adviser
for many higher ups in the Reps calling up his appetizers.
He directly served dictators with lobbyism and support
The campaign manager for the Orange Egg, Paul Manafort
Then we have the loser (the bandit from Norfolk Mr. Bannon)
screaming from his war room pushing ramrods in the cannon.
Blasted is the conspiratorial Info Wars shouting lunatic Texas Jones
spitting out his garbage with the NRA for the swine Milhous Stone.
All the others like Eastman are holding out for the fake electors
streaming the illegal theories for their useless metal detectors.
We have been greeted with the complicity of true sedition
The Oath Keepers and Proud Boys have been met with a decision.
Left or right we have Atlanta, Georgia and Miss Fani Willis’ knowhow.
This hurdle is a state law which no lenient exceptions are allowed.
Come the middle of August is a warning for all official law society
for possible insurrection and other idiotic forms of impropriety.
Also Miss E Jean has brought the dumb macho her big tortilla
Meanwhile Bragg has chosen March for the raid on the gorilla.
Donald’s victimhood will pull the heartstrings of his faithful mobs
nonetheless the facts do ring clear like a buoy as he woefully sobs.
Neptune has gathered all his mermaids not to vote for his contortions
as Putin wishes USA’s demise stretching reality quite out of proportion.
We pray for a solution where misinformation is stripped from it guise
helping our propagandized rural folks stopping the attempts to polarize.