HOUSE REPUBLICANS AS TEENAGE DIRELECTS
Well thank goodness I have not breakfasted this summer morning
The flags are flying to gesture a horrifically dangerous warning
My hens have no reason to join a rooster and lay some eggs
Time to play some 70ties from Steve Morse and the Dixie Dregs
Instead we have the Kentuckians like Moscow Mitch and Comer
who wish to take a Louisville Slugger and hit a massive homer.
The only problem there is no baseball team in our Major League
who will take on these losers with their idiocies of pure fatigue.
Mister Right-Center Rep Gordon Gray has finally ironically spoken
“a big chunk of House Republicans just want something broken”
Like 15 year old rabble rousers who stole dead frogs from the lab
and threw them at lunchtime through the cafeteria for a gag.
Or perhaps take an air rifle and shoot holes in the school windows
because it was Halloween laughing out of control like silly bimbos.
Raiding the kitchen and stealing cooking fat to smear on the walls
and throwing a trampoline down the stairs just to watch it fall.
Maybe collecting the fire extinguishers and set the school on fire.
This dream was their joy and always their deepest craving desire.
Or simply breaking the tables by axing them to absolute shreds
hoping the cops don’t come or like a possum playing stone dead.
Now they wish with no evidence to impeach our Leprechaun President
and MTG is threatening the people’s court should not to be hesitant.
Just kiss Kevin and dispose of his gasified position as the Speaker
and watch him evaporate with Santos as the Holy Scriptures Keeper.
We will send this baffling baboon back to his prison in Brazil
and let the Natives from the Amazon come in with a brutal kill.
Then we will send the entire government down into a dark alley
by forcing their bankruptcy as their final take down before a rally.
Then we will have our Ex-Prez performing his songs of Tom Petty
despite the Heartbreakers dispute he is more than really ready.
With his Magic Cards he chose to croon “I Won’t Back Down”
Nonetheless he will be mocked loudly by a local circus clown.
Slandering himself and dominating his jailbirds in the garage
who soon will be flipping like a pancake with a big sabotage.
Hence with the coming Primary the fault is gerrymandering
which is the reason we have an adolescent Congress gathering.
Maybe the Federalist will set forth their purge of this impurity
where his qualification is defunct and he falls into obscurity.
So let Boebert and Green get into their disgusting tit and tat.
Unfortunately in their strange reality is hidden an Elephant’s rat.
Now we are arriving at the crossroads of a fascistic triumph
if our liberals don’t expose them with some Blindman’s Bluff.
Wake up to woke and enjoy a groovy R and B from New Orleans
or hear some cool Country Funk wearing Tennessee Blue Jeans.